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Tintumon Revolution

MATHS PROOF

Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.

Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali

DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

MANDAN

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”

Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.

Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”

Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’

Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayu lla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???

SSLC

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board
nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

KALYANAM

Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu
thonnunnilla …
Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.

MADIYAN

Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…

CHASE

Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu.
Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

REVENGE

Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel
aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!

BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??

AUTO

Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich
irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina
njan tharunnath

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”

SLEEP

Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikk um teacher vannath alle..?

MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

BHAKSHANAM

Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’

(After eating)

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!

LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”

1000 ROOPA

‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju
bhahalam vekkunnu…

Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi=goat

Proof: Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe
answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?

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When Mammootty became a suspect in New York

Though the special check at New York's John Fitzgerald Kennedy airport was a clear case of racial profiling, award-winning Malayalam superstar Mammootty does not take it personally.

Mammootty had taken a British Airways flight on April 29 to attend a series of fundraising events for his friend, attorney Stanley Kalathara, who is contesting the election for the New York City Council from District 25, which includes Jackson Heights and Corona.

At JFK airport, immigration officials delayed Mammootty's exit for almost two hours. The reason? Mammootty's real name, which appears in his passport as Muhammad Kutty Ismail.

When the immigration official saw the last name Ismail, he sent the actor to a separate room for questioning.

Mammootty has visited the US 22 times, once after the 9/11 attacks. But this was the first time he was questioned.

"Every country has its laws and systems. We too have it. We should obey those laws. I did not feel discriminated or harrassed when I was questioned at the airport," he told rediff India Abroad.

"This is not something that happened to me alone. So there is no point taking it seriously," he added. Even US Senator Edward Kennedy has been stopped at airports, the star pointed out.

Kennedy was stopped and questioned at airports five times in March 2004 because his name appeared on the Bush government's secret 'no-fly' list. One was Boston, Massachusetts, a state he has represented in the US Senate for over 40 years.

Kalathara, upset over the delay, informed the Indian consulate. But before consular officials could step in, Mammootty asked the New York immigration officials to check his Web site, which includes information and photographs of the more than 300 films he has acted in.

"Once a person is marked for questioning, it seems they need confirmation from their Washington office (before releasing them). The officials themselves forwarded details from the Web site to the Washington office and his name was immediately cleared," Kalathara said.

"It was a routine thing. Mammootty did not take it seriously. The official apologised profusely and even accompanied him outside," Kalathara said.

Whatever the actor felt, it became another instance of profiling of people with Muslim names. Tamil superstar Kamal Haasan suffered a similar experience in Canada because his last name appeared to be Muslim -- although he is a Hindu.

Immediately after 9/11, Malayalam actress Samyukta Verma and her team were detained for some time because during their flight into New York one of her associates pointed out high-rise buildings in the city. A fellow traveller, who felt threatened, alerted the pilot. Three UA Air Force fighter jets escorted Verma's flight to JFK and the incident made news in India and the US.

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What do we mean by MAGIC ..?

Firstly, we mean magic. Much as some people mean magick, only that I have decided I won't leave that very magical word to the people with the card tricks who have truly made a sham of its usage. I won't be driven out into a small corner esoteric re-spelling of the word but indeed, choose to simply reclaim it and define magic as follows.

Magic is when something happens that is OTHER THAN building a brick wall with bricks, cement, the operating instructions on a sheet.

It is something that is BEYOND the ordinary root digging endeavours and that is why it appears magical to those who can't look any further than the gold coin in front of their noses.

But magic isn't spooky.

Quite in the contrary.

Only when magic is allowed to re-enter the world of the living does the world slowly begin to make any sense at all.

It is the science of those realm that TOTALLY AND ABSOLUTELY EXIST WITHIN CREATION but have been just as totally and absolutely ignored, and misunderstood, by a great many very, very stupid people over the last few hundred thousand years or so.

So here is my personal definition of "magic".

The Creative Order created the universe. It is the ultimate force in the universe and to study the Creative Order and its unbearably wonderful ways is THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE HUMAN ENDEAVOUR.

The Creative Order is totally logical and totally sensible in all ways. It just sometimes seems chaotic to those who don't understand how it works just yet.

There is much, much more to the workings of the Creative Order than any living human being (and including all dead human prophets!) can ever understand. It is vast, immense, immortal and immutable and if it could laugh, it probably would at the megalomania of men.

However, we can try and study it. We can try and understand it, try and BE TAUGHT BY THE EXAMPLES OF THE CREATIVE ORDER that we actually are and which of course exist all around us, all the time.

That study or exploration or homecoming I call "magic".

It is simply so that if you KNOW that the Nile will flood its banks at regular intervals, the people who DON'T KNOW THAT and are constantly surprised that it is happening again think you to be a "magician".

And indeed, you are.

Much like a pigeon, really, who can detect a power line from 30 miles away is a magician to those people who can't.

The Creative Order is magical in nature, and the more we understand it, re-learn to move with it and basically stop fighting the one true order of the Universe, the better life becomes, the easier all manner of things become very practically and the happier the life you lead.

It is simple and has nothing to do with reward or punishment, other than in the sense that if you stop bashing your head against rocks, eventually you will find that your headaches recede in a very simple cause-and-effect.

The Creative Order gave birth to each one of us very personally, and us as humans with consciousness in particular.

The creative order doesn't make mistakes.

Only human beings do.

When we stop aligning ourselves with the faulty learnings of humanity and strike out on our own and take as our teacher the creative order and our own selves instead, that is when we start to actually work with true magic. That is when the "powers that be" get very nervous, because they are about to lose control of such individuals forever and that's why there is so much utter nonsense and so many scary old wife's tails (!) attached to the topic.

I don't believe in black or white magic, only pure magic. Pure, true clear magic that does nothing but celebrate the splendour of the creative order and seeks to celebrate it in every way.

You can't make pure magic when you are terrified of your own dark side, or your head is full of half lies and chinese whispers of the past.

You can't make pure magic from a place of anger and injury, or from a place of need and desperation.

All of that has got to go first for it lies in between ourselves and the wonders of the creative order, our own true parentage, our only real home and hearth. So there is a strong component of "preparation and healing" as we each begin to get ready for the high energies of the creative order that you simply cannot handle without burning to cinder if your channels are still a Gordian knot of fear, terror and unresolved injuries.

The closer you get to the high energies of the creative order, the more your power to create true magic grows. The more magical you become in every way. The further away, the more the same energies if called upon will burn you, hurt you and create havoc in your life. It's all very simple and very logical, very cause-and-effect.

And indeed, in my estimation there is no holier endeavour, no truer effort nor more extreme rewards than to engage in the study of the creative order, and to begin to re-learn the lessons of true magic which were our birthright and given to us just as a standard by the Creative Order itself.

The Creative Order did not give us legs so we would crawl on the ground. It did not give us eyes so we would shut them to the pure beauty of its existence. It did not give us a heart so that we would be stones and never sing or cry and it did NOT give us the minds we have so that we don't do anything with them but churn out rotely repeated nonsense all our lives.

We are more than that. Much, much more.

Magic awaits.

All of it, all the time, everywhere.

Let's see if we can't go and meet it half way.

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